• a fluck of flutes
• a cloister of clarinets
• a shmax of saxophones
• a tyranny of trumpets
• a marsh of mellophones
• a tumble of trombones
• a barrage of tubas
• an oboemination of oboes
• a wart of bassoons
• a smack of percussionists
• a prick (or murder) of piccolos
- A violence of violas
- A chatter of celli
- A variance of violins
- A battalion of basses
my love and hate for twitter is so real
People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway
makin’ my way dOWNTO—-
MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN
not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean
step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows
step 2. somehow get upwind
step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free
step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows
step 5. ?????????
step 6. profit
I’m not like other girls!XD
I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.
Oh my god, i hate sluts!
Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird.
All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.
When the person next to you on an airplane doesn’t realize you’re not their therapist.
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me